Ok,
so not being entirely out of the loop the last few days lets get this
straight. The Norks in general and Kim Jong jr. in particular are
getting pissy pants angry because the US Air Force flew two B-2 Spirits
from Whiteman AFB MO to South Korea (non-stop if I had to guess) in
order to participate in combined arms exercises that we've been doing
since the last time we shot 'em full of holes. To this they respond
by putting their rockets on alert to strike US cities and bases in the
Pacific. Tell me do, what exactly was the range of the last rocket they
test launched? Did we measure that one's range in inches or feet? I
forget.
Oh, BTW Kimmy Jr. NASA still has a freaking SUV rolling around
Mars taking pictures, and Titan is frozen as a popsicle, we know, they
landed a probe on it for shits 'n' giggles. The best you can hope for out of that cold war
commie crap you are still trying to build is a couple hundred miles. We
measure our missile ranges in the terms of which WORLD we want the
payload to land on. Also, technically we're still at war with you, you
little guttersnipe. It was a ceasefire agreement that was signed, not a
peace treaty. So legally we can still shoot you bastards upon sighting you
outside your little fenced-in area. Now go back to kissing China's ass
for more rice before you get schooled on what our average high school
chemistry clubs can cook up in a weekend in their moms' basements.
